Bullseye....

The only bird crap on the minivan is this one direct hit centered on the tip of the hood. I can imagine the bird bragging to her friends. I wonder how many points she got on this bombing run? It looks like she was eating buckthorn berries. Buckthorn is an exotic species of bush that was brought here to Wisconsin from Europe for farmers to create property boundaries. It takes over everything and pushes out the native flora. And, unfortunately, they are not so good for birds as they give them the runs.

You know something? Even if I was a bird, I'm not sure I could take a dump while flying.....